Straw Hat Pirate Captain Action Metal Water Bottle – 22oz | Flip-Top Straw Lid + Carry Handle
“Straw Hat Pirate Captain” Action Metal Water Bottle – 22oz | Flip-Top Straw Lid + Carry Handle
If you believe meat solves most problems, friendship is everything, and becoming the King of Something Important is just part of the daily to-do list… this bottle is for you.
This high-energy metal water bottle features your favorite rubber-armed, straw-hat-wearing chaos captain in full power-up mode, surrounded by explosive comic panels and enough dramatic fire effects to make every sip feel illegal.
Flip the straw. Take a sip. Yell “I’M GONNA BE KING OF—” and immediately forget what you were doing.
⭐ WHY THIS BOTTLE IS UNHINGED (IN A GOOD WAY)
22oz Metal Water Bottle – Holds enough water for an entire training arc
Flip-Top Straw Lid – One-handed hydration for mid-battle sipping
Built-In Carry Handle – Swing it like you’re late for an adventure
Straw Hat Captain Artwork – Fire fists, comic panels, and main-character chaos
Perfect Gift – For pirate fans, anime lovers, gym rats, and people who scream at fight scenes
📏 SIZE
22 oz capacity
Fits most backpacks & car cup holders
Lightweight but built like plot armor
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Hand wash only (respect the captain)
Do NOT microwave
Do NOT put in the dishwasher
Clean the straw so it doesn’t betray the crew
📦 PROCESSING & SHIPPING
Ships in 1–7 business days
Packed securely so it doesn’t get lost at sea
This bottle doesn’t just hold water…
It holds dreams, chaos, and the uncontrollable urge to fight stronger people.
👉 Add to cart now and hydrate like the future Pirate King. ☠️🔥💧